All posts by Howard Tayler

Two words: “Habanero Honey”

A neighbor brought over some fresh, home-made bread as a Christmas gift, and they brought honey butter along with it. Feeling munchy and just a little low this evening, I spread some honey-butter on a slice of the bread, took a bite, and thought “needs more honey.”

The honey is in the cupboard over the stove. Reaching up for it my eye was caught by the bottle of “XXXTRA HOT” habanero sauce I got at Walmart for $1.69. It’s mild by comparison to the OTHER stuff I doctor my spicy foods with, but it’s still at least an order of magnitude past Tabasco, which I can just about drink straight.

Anyway, my mind was on hot sauce as I drizzled honey over this slice of bread. I finished the bread off, and my mind was still on hot sauce. Specifically, “what would hot sauce be like in honey? And what would I put it on?” And then it came to me… WARM TORTILLAS.

I had all three necessary ingredients. I began. The recipe goes like this:

1 tbsp honey
1 drop 25,000-ish Scoville habenero sauce
1 tortilla

Mix the first two ingredients. Warm the third. Dip the third in the mixture, and eat up.

It was amazing. It was a total pick-me-up, and not just because of the sugar. Capsicum, how I love thee…

–Howard

Video Games are Expensive

(Taken from the Schlock Mercenary Open Letter, Saturday, December 18, 2004)

My last Open Letter was written shortly after renting Fable for the XBox. I spent around $6.00 on the rental, which isn’t too bad.

Then I spent around 24 hours during the week playing the game that WAS bad.

Symptoms of the opportunity cost of gaming: the house is more cluttered, the dishes haven’t been done consistently, the buffer has slipped a few days, and the Open Letter hasn’t been updated.

The game went back to Blockbuster this morning. The kids are sad — they liked watching Daddy play Fable, and are already clamoring that we rent it again. Nope. It’s too expensive. If I had the $6.00 to blow on it, I’d pocket the money and keep the associated three full workdays (24 hours divides into three eight-hour workdays, folks) for doing actual WORK.

I don’t know how you kids these days get anything productive done. I hear you telling me about console games, MMORPGs, cool new TV shows… all these things take TIME, and I don’t for one minute believe that you’re actually DOING all that cool stuff in the same lifetime.

Fable, ironically, bothered me on two time-related points. First, the load times were awful. I’ve heard that this is likely a problem with my XBox, and that I should have it modded with a giant hard disk. This is not going to happen, because it would be akin to forcing me to rent the game (or BUY it) to get my money’s worth, and we’ve already discussed that. Those load times, though… they kept breaking the game-play into discrete, fourth-wall-shattering “bricks.” It yanked me out of the game every time I traversed an area.

The second problem is that in the course of 23 game-days, my character aged SIX DECADES. Sure, I ran around doing non-questy sorts of level-whoring, but discovering that suddenly I’m 60 years old was pretty distressing– probably because I can relate in real life. What kinds of stuff am I wasting time on today? When I wake up one morning at age 65, will I look back and wish that I’d finished some quest or another earlier in life?

I play video games to ESCAPE that kind of thinking.

The good news… yesterday I did some coloring for a corporate client, and made some breakthroughs on my coloring technique. Granted, this type of coloring won’t make it into the daily Schlock until I’ve gotten really, really fast at it, so don’t hold your breath. Still, I made progress as an artist this week. When I wake up one morning and discover I’m a geezer, I’ll look back at that moment and say “well, THAT was pretty cool.”

A useful LJ meme

Here’s a useful LJ meme:

Identify one goal that you’ve had, and that you’ve not been able to reach in the past.

State WHY you don’t think you’ve reached it.


Here’s mine: I’ve been meaning to drop my body fat percentage to the low teens for about 6 years. I’ve made very careful plans that include nutrition and exercise schedules. Today my body fat percentage stands at 24%, which is too high by about 10%, or (on me) close to 20 pounds.

Why haven’t I reached it? Because the goal was set ABOVE that which I was willing to settle for, and I’ve consistently compromised and settled for much less. Usually this happens because other things (earning money, goofing off, cartooning, spending time with the family, eating foods I love) have been prioritized ABOVE the elements of nutrition and exercise.

This meme isn’t about coming up with a solution to the problem. It’s about IDENTIFYING the problem. That said, I’m well on my way to solving the problem above — I deprioritized some activities, and have regular exercise and appropriate eating back on my schedule. The 24% figure above likely represents a DROP of at least 4%.

–Howard