All posts by Howard Tayler

Numbers: 179 and 300

Yesterday morning (and Sunday morning, and THIS morning) I weighed in at a recent-record-low 179 pounds. That’s down 13.5 lbs from my holiday high of 192.5, and having done it three days in a row (each morning following an entire day of fairly normal eating), I’m pretty confident I’ve hit a new “fat equilibrium” point.

In short, the low-carb dieting has been working. Granted, I’m not taking my usual “eat whatever you want, just keep carbs below 30g per day” approach. I decided to actually COUNT CALORIES for the first time in my life, and that’s afforded me worlds more control. The low-carb dieting keeps my appetite under control, and the calorie counting helps me decide when to and when not to eat, regardless of how hungry I’m not.

My rest caloric burn is probably about 2200, maybe 2400. I’m assuming that even with what little exercising I’m doing, I’m effectively “sedentary.” So for calorie counting I keep it under about 1800 per day, which isn’t actually that hard. Small portions, four times per day, and I’m usually only around 1500 or 1600 calories. Oh, and lots of water (and faux Crystal Light drink mix.)

Anyway, to celebrate I took myself to a movie Monday morning. I saw 300, and I had popcorn (there’s 400 calories right there, mmmm butter-flavor). This film was a very curious blend of comic-book stylization, politics, and patriotism. I enjoyed it thoroughly. From a historical standpoint there were obviously some glaring errors — most notably, the spartans probably never broke ranks to rush forward and play “solo berserker careening through Persian fodder.” That’s just poor discipline. The reason 300 spartans held the pass at Thermopylae for as long as they did was because they maintained that shield wall, conserving their strength and forcing the enemy to rush THEM. Superior tactics, superior training, and superior discipline won the day — not a few impossibly acrobatic warriors.

Still, I enjoyed the film. Historical inaccuracies aside, there is little doubt that Leonidas and his small army prevented Xerxes from absorbing and enslaving Greece. Democracy and Western Civilization were pioneered in Greece, which means that without Leonidas the world would have ended up looking a lot different. Anywhere freedom flourishes, it is in large measure because rough men stand ready to defend it to the death.

We probably didn’t need comic-book style heroes in a hollywood gore-fest to remind us of this, but we do still need to be reminded.

Schlock’s host is hiring

Looking for work? Do you code?

Bookworm Computing, the folks who host Schlock Mercenary, as well as several Blank Label Comics sites, is looking for contract programmers, PHP/CGI scripters, and web/graphics designers.

Fill out this form so they can contact you, and you’re off and running. I don’t know much beyond that. I will say that Bookworm Computing has been very good to me in the two-plus years I’ve been with them. They take uptime as seriously as I take my buffer.

Schlock Books now available through Amazon.com!

Schlock Mercenary: Under New Management and Schlock Mercenary: The Blackness Between are now available through Amazon.com. If you want to write a review, you can. If you’ve been waiting to buy from a big online bookstore, now you can. If you’ve been hoping to inflate my Amazon rank by blogging the book, now you can.

In unrelated news, it’s still my birthday. I wonder what nice thing you could do for me today [insert fiendish grin here].

Seriously, this is a big step for us. We take about a 50% revenue hit selling the books this way, but we know that this is a required first step to put them in front of a wider audience. I would LOVE to see Amazon placing regular monthly orders for a few dozen books, because that’s a lot less work for Sandra than shipping them out ourselves. That said, we’ll still be shipping books from store.schlockmercenary.com, and that’s the only way to get a signed copy (other than bringing your book to a convention where I am.)

–Howard

A good Birthday Lunch

My brother (randytayler) loves me.

He offered to take me to lunch for my birthday, and when I told him I was still low-carbing, he took me to Tuacanos, a very tasty (and trendy, and popular) brazilian-style grill in the Riverwoods in Provo.

I overate, but at least I did it on protein rather than empty carbs. Ahhh, bacon-wrapped turkey breast. And bacon-wrapped pork. And rare sirloin, and brisket, and garlic something-or-other… I lost track of what exactly I was eating. In the “how much” category, I think I put away about two pounds of meat.

Happy Gluttony to me!

In other news, I’m currently locked in my office while Sandra and the kids wrap stuff for my birthday.

Ooops! They just unlocked my door!

Bye!