“The perfect gift is the one you didn’t know existed, but once you open it you realize it’s what you’ve always wanted.”
–Sandra Tayler
We received the perfect gift yesterday.
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SQUEEE!
It just needs a Glow of Doom and Ominous Hummmmm…
I suppose it would cost ludicrously too much to actually purchase one.
There is a dedicated fan. 🙂
Re: SQUEEE!
…if you embedded a hair dryer in it, and exposed the heating elements…
(I’m not sure which is a worse suggestion: that his portable source of an orgy of plasmariffic destruction might be comparable to a personal haircare product, or that Schlock might try to use his weapon to dry something out without reducing it to vapour.)
And here I thought all this time you got a barrel of Ovalquik.
We made Howard ovalquik ice cream at Linucon, but apparently it’s just not the same without the fullerines.
And here I thought all this time you got a barrel of Ovalquik.
We made Howard ovalquik ice cream at Linucon, but apparently it’s just not the same without the fullerines.
*dies* THAT IS PERFECT.
*dies* THAT IS PERFECT.
Does it glow? Does it hummm? =^-^=
Does it glow? Does it hummm? =^-^=
That is a very cool gift and the caption should absolutely read “Not a selection of cheeses”
That is a very cool gift and the caption should absolutely read “Not a selection of cheeses”
Doc did an awesome job on that. Is it going to make the convention circuit with you?
Hah, I’d like to see him try to get it through airport security…
Good point. And it would probably take up space better filled with books to sell.
Still…….
Doc did an awesome job on that. Is it going to make the convention circuit with you?
Hah, I’d like to see him try to get it through airport security…
Good point. And it would probably take up space better filled with books to sell.
Still…….
Oh my god. IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL!
Oh my god. IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL!
That is TOO cool! What a fabulous gift.
That is TOO cool! What a fabulous gift.
I was looking at a much humbler size for mine. One the other hand, I have this nifty Airblasters dart gun that would fit inside. It’s power by a motor which switches on, giving somethign resembling an ominous hum and will actually shoot little foam darts. A few LEDs are all that’re needed for the glow of doom.
I was looking at a much humbler size for mine. One the other hand, I have this nifty Airblasters dart gun that would fit inside. It’s power by a motor which switches on, giving somethign resembling an ominous hum and will actually shoot little foam darts. A few LEDs are all that’re needed for the glow of doom.
My god, it’s full of plasma!
Great gift!
My god, it’s full of plasma!
Great gift!
…suddenly there will be a weapsonsmith in the unit. A very large bear…
…suddenly there will be a weapsonsmith in the unit. A very large bear…
Until such time as you have a proper display built for it, you just need to find someone who can unhinge their jaw and swallow it for a while.
Until such time as you have a proper display built for it, you just need to find someone who can unhinge their jaw and swallow it for a while.
Just went to Doc’s website and saw the process he went through to make the BH-209i.
http://www.docsmachine.com/projects/
Just went to Doc’s website and saw the process he went through to make the BH-209i.
http://www.docsmachine.com/projects/
I am so full of want.
On the other hand, I now have a perfect new icon (yes, Howard, you may steal it – it *is* you, after all).
😀
I am so full of want.
On the other hand, I now have a perfect new icon (yes, Howard, you may steal it – it *is* you, after all).
😀
Send him a gift copy of all your printed Schlock books. If anyone deserves it, it is Doc.
That gift is better than any award or compliments.
Awesome. 🙂
Send him a gift copy of all your printed Schlock books. If anyone deserves it, it is Doc.
That gift is better than any award or compliments.
Awesome. 🙂
Didn’t your daddy ever teach you not to look down the barrell of a gun? 🙂
Way cool gift!
Didn’t your daddy ever teach you not to look down the barrell of a gun? 🙂
Way cool gift!
That is so very cool! Can’t think of anyone more deserving of that kind of gift. Right on to the artist.
That is so very cool! Can’t think of anyone more deserving of that kind of gift. Right on to the artist.
That is a beautiful work of art, and a fine piece of craft at the same time. I am inspired to open up the garage and start crafting SOMETHING.
That is a beautiful work of art, and a fine piece of craft at the same time. I am inspired to open up the garage and start crafting SOMETHING.
Oh, man would you turn heads at the gun clubs!
I’m not sure if the NRA has a category for that type of weapon…
Oh, man would you turn heads at the gun clubs!
I’m not sure if the NRA has a category for that type of weapon…