45 thoughts on “The Perfect Gift: A Concise Definition”

  1. SQUEEE!

    It just needs a Glow of Doom and Ominous Hummmmm…

    I suppose it would cost ludicrously too much to actually purchase one.

    There is a dedicated fan. 🙂

    1. Re: SQUEEE!

      …if you embedded a hair dryer in it, and exposed the heating elements…

      (I’m not sure which is a worse suggestion: that his portable source of an orgy of plasmariffic destruction might be comparable to a personal haircare product, or that Schlock might try to use his weapon to dry something out without reducing it to vapour.)

  2. I was looking at a much humbler size for mine. One the other hand, I have this nifty Airblasters dart gun that would fit inside. It’s power by a motor which switches on, giving somethign resembling an ominous hum and will actually shoot little foam darts. A few LEDs are all that’re needed for the glow of doom.

  3. I was looking at a much humbler size for mine. One the other hand, I have this nifty Airblasters dart gun that would fit inside. It’s power by a motor which switches on, giving somethign resembling an ominous hum and will actually shoot little foam darts. A few LEDs are all that’re needed for the glow of doom.

  4. Send him a gift copy of all your printed Schlock books. If anyone deserves it, it is Doc.

    That gift is better than any award or compliments.

    Awesome. 🙂

  5. Send him a gift copy of all your printed Schlock books. If anyone deserves it, it is Doc.

    That gift is better than any award or compliments.

    Awesome. 🙂

  6. That is a beautiful work of art, and a fine piece of craft at the same time. I am inspired to open up the garage and start crafting SOMETHING.

  7. That is a beautiful work of art, and a fine piece of craft at the same time. I am inspired to open up the garage and start crafting SOMETHING.

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