Meme, coded by my brother. I love the way the quiz makes fun of me for picking certain things. No, these questions aren’t loaded, officer. Why do you ask?
Your home is a
Philanthropic Wizard’s Ranch
Your kitchen is manned by a team of Keebler Drow Elves. There’s a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master bedroom is decorated to look like the treetop village of the Galadhrim. Your study has every fantasy novel ever written, including multiple editions of the Silmarillion and advance copies of Dungeons and Dragons Fifth Edition. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.
Your home also includes a roost for griffons. You’ve never actually seen a griffon, but you keep the roost ready anyway. Your guests enjoy your home theater with hi-def plasma screen TV, and the thrones you watch it from. Outside is the moat that protects your home from goblin invaders and extended family.
7 thoughts on “Apparently I’m a philanthropic wizard…”
okay then
Your home is a
Philanthropic Gamer’s Mansion
Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assorted caffeinated beverages. There’s a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven’t had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has blankets printed with images of Mario and Link. Your study includes unread copies of various gamer magazines, each purchased for the free demo CDs. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.
Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision — those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.
Awww, man. You got an X-wing, and I’m stuck with this lousy Pegasus.
Re: okay then
But you got a LAN room and I got a collection of homicidal AIs, which will probably infect my X-wing, rendering it even more prone to flying off on its own and causing mayhem than your pegasus.
Even so, the X-wing is probably still better. You may borrow it when I’m not using it if you’d like, so long as you return it in good condition.
Re: okay then
If that depresses you, I’ll skip mentioning that you should have at least 8′ between you and the HDTV for every 32″ of the screen…
🙂
I got the Magnate’s Manor. Complete with home theatre, sulking corner, and… Pegasus. Huh. I would have preferred a gilded rickshaw pulled by my enemies, but I suppose I shouldn’t complain.
Cool little app, all told.
A Philanthropic Coder’s Manor?
What is a Philanthropic Coder?
And a trophy room? Where did that come from?
What am I escaping from?
Your home is a
Gamer’s Hideout
Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assorted caffeinated beverages. There’s a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven’t had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has blankets printed with images of Mario and Link. Your study includes unread copies of various gamer magazines, each purchased for the free demo CDs. One of your garages holds your collection of ferraris, and is measured in acreage.
Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision — those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.
okay then
Philanthropic Gamer’s Mansion
Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision — those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.
And, you have a pet — a koopa named “Shelly”.
Below is a snippet of the blueprints:
Build YOUR Dream House!
Re: okay then
Awww, man. You got an X-wing, and I’m stuck with this lousy Pegasus.
Re: okay then
But you got a LAN room and I got a collection of homicidal AIs, which will probably infect my X-wing, rendering it even more prone to flying off on its own and causing mayhem than your pegasus.
Even so, the X-wing is probably still better. You may borrow it when I’m not using it if you’d like, so long as you return it in good condition.
Re: okay then
If that depresses you, I’ll skip mentioning that you should have at least 8′ between you and the HDTV for every 32″ of the screen…
🙂
I got the Magnate’s Manor. Complete with home theatre, sulking corner, and… Pegasus. Huh. I would have preferred a gilded rickshaw pulled by my enemies, but I suppose I shouldn’t complain.
Cool little app, all told.
A Philanthropic Coder’s Manor?
What is a Philanthropic Coder?
And a trophy room? Where did that come from?
What am I escaping from?
Gamer’s Hideout
Your home also includes a guest wing and private quarters for your servants. Your guests enjoy your collection of every console and associated game ever made. Except the Intellivision — those controllers drive them NUTS. Outside is your hedge maze and gardens, meticulously tended by a team of world-class botanists.
And, you have a pet — a koopa named “Shelly”.
Below is a snippet of the blueprints:
Find YOUR Dream House!