I had a dream last night/this morning, from which I awakened. It’s behind the cut.
It had a lot of things in it. Two of the most memorable — an entire company of female exotic dancers with bunny ears, and an arsenal of Beretta Xtrema2 recoilless shotguns.
My job was keeping the shotgun-toting dancers supplied with skeet. Their job was to get instructed on how to use the weapons, which, because they’re recoilless, were perfect shotguns for lightweight ladies. (Note: the Beretta Xtrema2 is a real weapon, which I’ve researched a little bit since someone mentioned it to me a week or so ago. Here’s video)
So… what does it mean when my only covetous desire during the dream was to get to shoot one of those weapons?
I’d like to think it means I’m sexually satisfied, but really want a new shotgun. I suspect any freudian analysis will feature the weapons as phallic symbols, and proceed rapidly downhill from there.