Category Archives: Journal

This is me rambling about me, mostly. Current stuff: home, family, my head’s on fire… that kind of thing. This also includes everything imported from LiveJournal.

How healthy I’m not…

That blasted shoulder separation incident REALLY set me back.

1) It got me out of the exercise habit.
2) It got me dependent on external sources for pleasure-center stimulation (6 weeks of Lortab)
3) I broke the Lortab dependency with comfort food…
4) My diet shifted from a nice, medium-carb maintenance diet to being heavy on starches and sugars
5) I didn’t get back into the exercise habit

The result: I’m 10 pounds heavier. I’m officially “obese” for my height, since I’m about 25 pounds heavier than I should be, and I’m about 40 pounds over the 8% body fat weight I consider “fighting trim.” My energy levels are low, and I guess it’s a good thing I’m working at home since I seem to need about 10 hours of sleep per day. That’s 8 hours each night, plus two one-hour “not-really-a-power-nap” naps.

Enough is enough.

Low-carb dieting has always worked well for me, but it’s expensive. Well, last week Sandra and I decided that we’ll go ahead and spend the extra $100 or so each month, and put me back on the low-carb wagon. Last night I fried some egg-dipped mozzerella before bed. This morning I had cold ham for breakfast. Then I went shopping.

Mid-morning I had fresh mozzerella drizzled in olive oil. Midday, while pencilling, I snacked on hot chicken broth and celery sticks. I popped a few Li’l Smokies in the afternoon, and then headed for the gym. After a nice 45-minute workout, I came home where for dinner I had a low-carb Masaman curry — grilled chicken, not-lite coconut milk, masaman curry paste, and 5 packets of Splenda.

My energy levels are already starting to pick up. And good grief… I ate CELERY. And LIKED IT. The urinalysis kit (ketostix from Bayer) shows that I’m already pissing trace amounts of ketones, which means my metabolism is shifting from “sugar-on-the-fly” to “fat-burning.” Tomorrow I’ll be far enough into ketosis that I can start digging into actual salads: romaine lettuce, hard-boiled eggs, ranch dressing, and real chunks of crumbled bacon.

I’ll really miss buttered toast with my eggs at breakfast. And grits. And Nesquik (there isn’t any in the house — it’s too tempting). But if I can get my energy levels back up and drop 15 pounds between now and Christmas (5 pounds a week, I’ve done it before), it’ll be worth it.

–Howard

(p.s. Anyone feeling compelled to post anti-low-carb diatribes may take comfort in the fact that I’ll read your post at least once before deleting it. I’ve heard it all before, and I know what works for me. You don’t.)

Best news quote of the day…

From this article about the local historic railroad’s annual “Polar Express” Christmas ride. The article is about how they’re two cars short this year, which means they can sell fewer seats per ride, which in turn means that thousands of children won’t be able to ride the train to see Santa Claus.

The quote that drew me into the article (but not my favorite by a long shot) was “A freak railroad accident has meant that more than 1,000 Utah children will have to look elsewhere to visit Santa Claus this year.”

No, HERE is the best quote, set apart in its own paragraph 3/4 of the way through the article, during a description of how wonderful the train ride can be:

“One small child screamed in terror when handed to the bearded man for a photo.”

Ah, Christmas. The season warms the cockles of my heart.

Masochist…

All the way at the bottom of this article:

But Debbie Goetzke of West Allis, Wisconsin, said she loves the frenetic pace of Thanksgiving weekend shopping. She headed out at 8 a.m. Thursday to buy a newspaper for the ads so she could start planning her Friday shopping strategy.

“I finished my Christmas shopping in the beginning of October,” she said. “I just go out on Friday because I love the hustle and bustle.”

I guess the hustle and bustle is more fun if you can park at the far end of the lot and not care, because you’re not going to be carrying anything.

I love Forecastfox

I love Forecastfox.

I’ve got this row of forecast icons on the status bar in Firefox, and I’ve been watching Saturday’s weather. When it was a week out it was a sunny day. Four days out and it had a “mostly cloudy” icon. Three days out and it showed as being “rainy.”

Two days out and it shows as “colder, with snow and rain.”

Even when I checked the weather every day at weather.com, I never got this sort of graphical insight into how the forecast for a day may change as it gets closer.

Anyway, forecastfox is fun. I forget who pointed me at it, but thank you.

–Howard