Flawless victory…

I know my Raid range. I was just outside of “dropping hornet” range, and just inside “maximum soaking” range. I drenched the nest, and nothing landed on, stung, or even tried to pester me.

A few hornets escaped by virtue of not being home when I came calling. There is a baited trap nearby awaiting their lonely, pheremone-guided wanderings.

I would have waited until the nest was dormant for my assault, but it’s so stinkin’ hot that wouldn’t have happened until well after sundown, and I know better than to climb ladders and then use ranged weapons on enemy fighters at night.

–Howard

The wasp’s nest is twice the size of my fist…

The wasp’s nest is twice the size of my fist, and has at least 30 wasps, plus twice that many eggs.

It’s at the peak of the highest eaves of the house.

A ladder is now standing on the deck, securely braced, and it will get me within 8 feet of the nest.

The Raid Wasp and Hornet spray has a 20-foot range.

Wish me luck. I’ll be back in 10 minutes… MARK!

–Howard

Resisting temptation…

I went to Wal-Mart this evening. We needed some stuff, and I needed to get out of the house. I’d finished pencilling and inking five strips, so a reward was in order.

I looked at the Carnation chocolate malted milk powder, and at the Nesquik. We ran out of both yesterday, and I thought that a tall glass milk doped with either of those would be very tasty.

I didn’t buy either one. I resisted the temptation. The only thing I bought that wasn’t on the list was balsamic vinegar.

Balsamic vinegar is really nasty when you mix it with milk.

–Howard

Writer, Illustrator, Consumer