All posts by Howard Tayler

My Inner Product Manager

I made curry this morning, and wanted to share it with chalain over lunch. I figured it would be a good way to spend lunch, and since I haven’t seen him in weeks, it seemed like an easy “in.”

He agreed. I brought curry to his place of work, and arrived just in time for the “War Meeting” of developers there. The guy holding the meeting is a friend of mine, so I stuck around and ate curry while they talked about defect fixes, feature creep, and the rest of the stuff that I remember fondly from Novell.

I even contributed. My inner Product Manager can’t NOT contribute, as he gets out so very rarely these days. There was some discussion about how a customer request could better be met in different ways, but how the customer might be upset if the feature wasn’t implemented the way they’d asked. It’s a risky thing, second-guessing the customer, and it’s almost NEVER something you want to let the engineers do. But in this case the engineers had it right. The feature request exposed missing functionality, and by installing the missing functionality the request for the feature would either a) go away, or b) be solveable with a simple hook into the new functionality.

Rodney and Chalain and I stuck around for a bit after the meeting and talked. I envy Chalain just a little — he’s got skills that are in demand, and he’s working for a small, dynamic company that appreciates him. But I only envy him a LITTLE. His company has allowed the customer all the way inside the development process, so they’ve got institutionalized feature-creep and “two master” syndrome that makes serving God and Mammon look like nothing more than an unpaid parking ticket. In another state, on a University campus six years ago.

I’m glad I’m a cartoonist. My inner Product Manager is going back in his box now, and I’m taping the lid shut. He’s pretty bright as Product Managers go, but he never could fight his way out of a cardboard box.

–Howard

The health claims may be bogus…

The health claims may be bogus, but this is STILL good news.

CNN’s report on CocoVia from Mars Masterfoods is full of waffling about whether or not touting the health benefits of the flavonols in dark chocolate is wise. Me, I could care less. As long as more dark chocolate is AVAILABLE, I’m happy. If chocolate makers have to lie to fat Americans and tell us it’s health-food in order to get more dark chocolate on the shelves, so be it.

Because, hey… more dark chocolate on the shelves.

–Howard

Exhausted…

For the three days of LTUE I got up at 6am, made it to the symposium by 8am, and didn’t make it home again in the evening until around 8pm or later. I never got a nap, and went to bed each night with my brain spinning, threatening me with insomnia. A little melatonin ensured that I actually SLEPT between midnight and 6am the next day, and a little diet Dr. Pepper ensured that I stayed awake while at the symposium.

I was going to whine about this, until I realized that this is what some people do every day of their lives, only without the accolades and the whole “I’m enjoying my work” bit. This is why I need to be able to remain a cartoonist for the rest of my life. A little three-day taste of actual WORK, with the long hours, the fast food, and the commute is all I think I can take. Force me back into the traditional workplace where there are meetings and office politics on top of it all, plus the “no-end-in-sight” bit and I think I would wither and die.

Monday I’ve got piles of cartooning and book prep to do. And I’ve got about a month before I tackle my next 12- to 18-hour-per-day convention, which sounds about right. I can do this again, as long as I’ve got a month’s worth of daily naps and home-cooked food to shore me up.

–Howard

Wanted: Software for chaining digital photos into a stop-motion AVI or MPEG

Per sandratayler‘s most recent post, I’ve just learned that my 8-year-old wants to make a movie. The easiest way I can think of for him to make something that doesn’t look like a corny home video is for him to stop-motion-animate some of our very, very many toys.

(I did this when I was a kid. My movies all sucked. Stupid 8mm camera…)

We have a digital camera capable of taking video, but not single frames of video. It can, however, take single pictures, and can hold lots and lots at a low resolution (640×480 — twice what we’d be getting in video mode). So… what I need is a way to drop pictures into a video editor one at a time, and have it output an AVI or an MPEG.

I’m also on a budget. I need to be able to do this without spending money.

I’ve Googled this little project, and determined that I don’t know enough terminology to ask the right questions. There seems to be no shortage of software out there, but I’d rather not have to install a dozen different packages in order to find one that actually does what I need.

So… do any of you have recommendations?