Technically Raiders of the Lost Shark isn’t actually unwatchable. K.B. Spangler and I did watch it, after all.
We shouldn’t have. It’s not “so bad it’s funny” or “so bad it’s good.” It’s “so bad I can’t imagine how it happened.”
Anyway, we live-tweeted our viewing, and then K.B. posted a Storify of the session.
¹Enjoy the Storify. Stay away from the movie.