Today’s round of Disc Golf was miserable. I started okay with a par on hole 1, but then I doubled 2, bogied 3, missed birdie opportunities on 4 and 5, Turned a birdie on 6 into a bogie, missed a birdie on 7, and then… THEN, when I was at 4 over par, I quadruple-bogied 8. The only thing that made that experience worthwhile was that a nice girl fished my disc out of the pond. She was swimming in it ANYWAY, but I still gave her a dollar for her troubles.
Then I bogied 9, adding insult to injury. Nine over par, for an average of one extra stroke per hole.
I hate this game. Why do I keep playing it?
(Don’t answer that. I mean it.)