My next-door neighbor back in 1994 was a police officer. Nice guy, full head of hair, nice family.
Now he plays Darth Vader with the the Alpine Garrison of the 501st Legion. See?
That’s how it happens… you go from being serving with the forces for good, and then you’re seduced to the dark side in hopes of getting a shiny helmet to cover the hair loss. I bet that’s how the movie goes, too.
p.s. Mark, if you’re reading this, it was really good talking to you, and these are not the droids you’re looking for.