When I walked through the door at home last night I was pretty strung-out. I caught a pretty harsh cold at Comic-Con, and self-medicated for the eleven-hour drive from San Diego to Orem.

I left San Diego at 8:20am and got home at 8:45pm, one time-zone later. I made pretty good time, stopping in Barstow, CA for gas and food, Primm, NV for a nap at poolside at Whiskey Pete’s, and St. George for gas and food.

But that’s not the strung-out bit.

Have you ever tried those little two-ounce energy drinks? They’re loaded with caffeine and other stuff, and claim to offer five hours of no-crash-afterwards energy. Well, for my eleven hours of “pretend you’re not sick” I took four of those things, 2000 mg of tylenol, and four pseudoephedrine.

I was alert, I wasn’t jittery, and though I could tell I was sick I actually felt like I was on the mend.

Then I walked through the door and it was like somebody cut the strings. Twelve hours of pent-up jitters arrived all at once as my body said “it’s time to lie down.” So I added MORE chemistry, threw back some Nyquil, and slept like a fresh corpse.

Today I’m convalescing, which is very boring. I’ve had a couple of small, soda-can doses of caffeine in order to prevent a decaffeination headache, and I’ve slept a lot. Hopefully tomorrow I’ll be better, because in less than a week Sandra and I are driving to WorldCon in Denver, and I’ve got a lot of work to do between now and then.

Yet another post from Sandra because Howard is still away:

That whole post about potential problems with the schlock site is now moot.  We made sure that Mr. Murphy and his rules couldn’t take the Schlock comic out of commission, so he instead opted for making me look like Chicken Little.  The domain registration renewal went through mere hours after I ran around making posts anywhere and everywhere I could think that fans might go looking for information.  Now I get to run around and spam every place again to say “Never mind.”

Can I tell you how happy I am to be Chicken Little?  It is so much better than having site downtime.

Cheep! Cheep!

This post was written and posted by Sandra Tayler because Howard is at Comic Con and unable to connect to the internet.

If you have any difficulties reaching www.schlockmercenary.com over the next few days, please click over to www.schlocktroops.com.  It has been set up as an alternate location for fans to get their daily Schlock fix.  Please spread the word in the event of a problem.  That is the important information.  Like any good reporter, I’ve put it first in case people don’t care to read the rest of the story. 

The rest of the story:  We are in the process of renewing the Schlock Mercenary domain name.  Due to a comedy of errors (some of which are our fault, why did we not take care of this months ago?  I keep asking myself this and then remembering exactly how busy we’ve been for the last three months.  That’s my excuse.  I’m sticking to it.) the renewal may not be complete before the domain expires.  We’ve set up the www.schlocktroops.com site so that no one need to go Schlockless while we sort things out.

Some of you may remember the domain name snafu of last summer when Howard and I only became aware of the domain expiration after the site went down.  We vowed to not let that happen again because that was really embarrassing.  So we’ve improved.  Perhaps next time we need to renew the domain, we’ll figure out how to do it without a public brouhaha.  That would be nice.

It’s all in the subject line. Now, bed.