My 5-year-old son “Patch” is playing with my Monsterpocalypse figurine collection, and has the small models out. The Terrasaurs, Planet-Eaters, and Guardians are all doing battle.
I asked how come none of the big monsters were helping in the fight.
“Because it’s just the minions.”
“Minions,” he says. Who taught him that word?
More importantly, does he know that he is in training to become one of my minions?